Reaction to the Bella-Douglas campaign from around the country and the world: "Katz? Katz is running for President? I just saw him last week at a bar mitzvah and...oh, wait a minute..." - Senator Joe Liebermanx "Yes, I did try catnip, you ***hole." - George W. Catnipbush "Douglas is a formidable opponent on defense. I'm worried." - Richard Choke-Chainey, Former Secretary of Defense "No way. If Bella wins she'll change the flag to Stripes and Stripes. Don't vote for Bella!" - Russian Blue Limbaugh "A cat for president? WRONG! Unless it's a Scottish Fold, of course." - John ManxLaughlin, The ManxLaughlin Group "I invented the Manx cat." - Vice President Claw Gore "I think we have quite an interesting race unfolding for Campaign 2000." - Tom Brokenclaw, NBC "I am quite pleased to see a qualified Black candidate for Vice-President." - The Reverend Al Sharptooth "The American system needs to be shaken, not stirred. Go Bella!" - Sir Sean Cattery, Scottish Fold "For meat-eaters, they're pretty gear. I wish Martha were still around to see them." - Sir Paul Manxartney, British Shorthair "I bow to Bella and Douglas." - Emperor Akita of Japan "We are amused that another tail-free candidate is standing for election." - His Royal Highness Prince Charles of Welsh Corgis "Ay ay ay. No me gusta. Muerte a Bella y Douglas. Viva Karl Manx!" - Fidel Catstro, El Litter, Havana Browns "Anything that Catstro is against is fine with me. Viva Bella!" - Manxisleysis Gonzalez, Miami Havana Browns "My tail is better." - Vincente Fox, President, Manxico "Cats don't drive, so they don't use much oil. I think we're in trouble if they win." - Sheik Abi Synnian, Saudi Arabia "The Bella-Douglas ticket shows how well the striped and black can work together." - Nelson Manxdela "We're for Bella and Douglas if you please, We're for Bella and Douglas if you don't please." - Ohwatagoosiam, King of Siamese return to Campaign Hindquarters top of page